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Just like community theatre.

11/19/2002 - 4:39 p.m.

I think that some people have gotten the wrong impression about Martha. She's not a bad person, really. Yes, I do hate her. But that is primarily because I have to listen to her for 8 hours a day, with her desk right next to mine. Martha is a nice and friendly person. It is just unfortunate that she is such a moron (both for me and for her). If she were sitting on the other side of the office, I probably wouldn't hate her, specifically. She'd still be stupid, so I'd still hate her in a kind of general way that I hate stupid people, but not in the specific, "I wish that I could tape her mouth shut" way that I do now.

It's kind of like community theater productions (apologies to all of you community theater people, I know that there are some decent ones out there). If you want to get all of the untalented hacks and children in your area together to put on a concert, that's fine. I may think poorly of it, but more likely I won't think of it at all. Force me to attend it, however, and you'd better be prepared for some vitriol or at least some muffled snickering.

So, in conclusion, I do not want bad things to happen to my co-workers. I have nothing but love and compassion for all of my fellow human beings. Except the stupid ones. I hate them.

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