Bob's Angry Rants |
2002 |
The man with no name.02/12/2003 - 1:51 p.m. |
Here's a quick transcript of a telephone conversation I had this morning with some nameless moron.
Dumbass: I need to talk to Helen.(Helen is one of the attorneys I work for)
Me: She's out of the office right now, would you like her voicemail?
Dumbass: No, I'd like to speak to her in person.
Me: Well, she's not here right now, so that isn't really possible.
Dumbass: ...
Me: She checks her voicemail even when she isn't in the office, so it is probably the best way to get her a message. Are you sure you don't want to do that?
Dumbass: Yes.
Me: She should be in later today, do you want to try calling back then?
Dumbass: No, I would like her to call me.
Me: Okay, so would you like to leave some sort of message, then?
Dumbass: No.
Me: Okay, well it's going to be kind of hard for her to call you back without a name and number, you know.
Dumbass: ...
Me: You could give me your name and number and then I could leave her a voicemail, if you like.
Dumbass: Can I just call back later?
Me: Yes, that would be fine.
Dumbass: O.K., goodbye.
Me: Bye.
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