12/20/2002 - Brief pre-holiday note12/19/2002 - I'm shocked.12/18/2002 - Letter to The Antique Center re: Find12/17/2002 - Racists and the holidays12/16/2002 - Peaceniks12/12/2002 - Letter to Bush re: Jobs and Morons12/12/2002 - Am I a Luddite?12/09/2002 - Martha, DVDs and the Internet12/05/2002 - Hate, hate, hate.11/26/2002 - Oh no! Not the paprika!11/25/2002 - Go Bears!11/20/2002 - Now _that_ is some craptastic poetry.11/19/2002 - Just like community theatre.11/18/2002 - Letter to Anheuser-Busch re: Hot Babes11/18/2002 - That ain't coffee.11/14/2002 - Screw the Heartland.11/12/2002 - Sad, but true.11/12/2002 - Letter to the OED re: Submission11/08/2002 - Shut up, shut up, shut up!11/07/2002 - Kim Yonenaka: Live from Nowhere11/01/2002 - An open letter to Californians not registered to vote11/01/2002 - Bob the Angry Flower on Apostrophes.10/31/2002 - An open letter to the loud people who were having a conversation about celebrities in the lobby.10/30/2002 - It's an ACRONYM!10/30/2002 - Letter to the Oakland Raiders re: Coaching Position10/29/2002 - Fantasy or reality?10/29/2002 - Why it is not my fault that I'm fat.10/28/2002 - Letter to Mars, Inc. re: Valentines M&Ms10/28/2002 - Letter to Mars, Inc. re: Twix10/21/2002 - Tragedy in the Kitchen10/18/2002 - Elevator hijinx10/17/2002 - People are Stupid.