Bob's Angry Rants |
2002 |
Bob vs. Pole03/15/2005 - 4:33 p.m. |
Short version: pole wins.
Slightly longer, but still short version:
I was walking to class a couple nights ago, trying to read some notes. It was getting dark, so I really had to strain to see my writing. Then, OUT OF NOWHERE this metal pole jumped up and smacked me in the head! Then it knocked my papers out of my hand, punched me in the chest and threw me to the ground. I know it's hard to believe, but while this was going on, nobody came to my defense. They just let that pole kick the shit out of me. I think it's really a sad commentary on contemporary society.
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