Bob's Angry Rants |
2002 |
Spring break03/13/2003 - 9:20 a.m. |
Spring break just ain't what it used to be. I've got this week off of school for Spring Break and it just doesn't seem as exciting as it does on MTV, somehow. I mean, I walked to work this morning and hardly any hot chicks flashed their breasts at me. Yes, it is nice to be able to come home after work and not have to take public transit into San Francisco and it is certainly a plus to be able to spend more time with my wife, but where are all of the crazy antics? Let's do a brief comparison of my spring break with MTV's.
MTV's Spring Break | My Spring Break |
---|---|
Hot college chicks | Hot wife |
Special guest appearances | Will drops by to play board games |
All night parties | All day working |
Crazy fun | Crazy co-workers |
Performance by Eminem | Listening to This American Life online |
Now that I look at it, though, I'd have to say that my Spring Break stacks up pretty well. Less exciting and probably less television friendly, for sure, but I'd much rather hang out with Anne and Will than a bunch of random college kids. I'd say that MTV wins with the parties and the fun, but I've got the edge with Anne, Will and This American Life.
I guess I'm turning into an old man. I just don't understand kids these days, with their skimpy clothes and that crazy rap music.
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